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This website and are operated by ("we", "us"). By using the site or playing the game you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the site.
The game is provided free of charge. We may change, suspend or discontinue it at any time without notice.
is free to play. No payment is required to play the game or to access any of its content.
Having played the game, you may optionally leave a tip to support its operation and continued development. Tips are voluntary and are never required.
A tip does not unlock or purchase any additional content, features, levels, early access, items, ownership interest or equity. Everyone receives the same complete game at no cost, whether they tip or not. Tips are not charitable donations and are not tax-deductible charitable contributions.
Payments are processed by Stripe. Except where required by applicable law, tips are non-refundable. If you believe you were charged more than once, were charged in error, or that your payment method was used without your authorization, contact and we will review the transaction.
The game is a work of satire and parody. Public figures are portrayed in a fictionalized and exaggerated manner for purposes of commentary. Nothing in the game is a statement of fact about any real person or company, and no real person or company has authorized, sponsored or endorsed the game. All other characters are fictional.
The game, its artwork, audio, code and text are owned by except where noted. You may play and share a link to the game. You may not sell it, republish it as your own, or use its assets in another product without written permission.
Do not attempt to disrupt the site, misuse the payment flow, or use the site for any unlawful purpose.
The game and site are provided "as is" and "as available", without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the game will be uninterrupted or error free.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special or consequential damages arising from your use of the site or game. Our total liability for any claim will not exceed the greater of the amount you paid us in the twelve months before the claim, or twenty-five US dollars.
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to its conflict of law rules. Any dispute will be brought in the state or federal courts located in California.
We may update these terms. Continued use after an update means you accept the revised terms. The effective date above shows when they last changed.